Ordered two Jimmi johns sandwiches for just myself #dontjudgeme

Siri is kind of a bitch... #fwp

@reillykintzele wtf I want one. You never see those. Now to find a redbull one

It's a liver regeneration kind of Monday #halloweekend

NBA is back on! Great news for me, bad news for my hw. #watchinganyways

“Men's Humor: #ThatAwkwardMoment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does.” #storyofmylife

Screw spiders dropping off the ceiling in front if my face while I brush my teeth. #basmentlife

Eating at a Taco Bell and they are out of Baja blast. That's just not right. #whatsthisworldcomingto

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen..

Stop trying to sound tough dude, that ain't a burrito bowl that's a taco salad.

Dude do you have any fruit roll ups?

Paranormal activity in my room... Eff this

Sleeping in = waste of a day #wakingupmad

Just saw a big ass herd of elk #fuckyeahnature

@reillykintzele I'm in Spokane

Girls night doesn't have shit on man night. #bros

So female Justin Bieber fans are cutting their wrists because he smoked a joint? I can't wait until they find out he only fucks men.

Alex is the shit #duh

#WhatEverHappenTo The N64? Best gaming console of all time.

Who's Tony Wroten: he's the 1st player since ABA-NBA merger to record a triple-double in 1st career start w/ 18 PTS, 10 REB, 11 AST.