What can happen when you feed a bum? You could end up in a supernatural bum fight, trying to punch out a hobo possessed by a Mesoamerican Corn Snakebirddemon God, shouting racial slurs at him and splashing holy water on him as he shouts "No hablo Ingles" and Aramaic curses.

Microchip will be sentenced soon. Under seal. Secretly. Anonymously. Career anti-Trump federal prosecutors Paulsen, Gullotta, and Buford will tell the judge, in a subterranean court proceeding, that a man should go to prison for sharing a joking meme that Hillary Clinton

.President Donald J. Trump: "Somebody from Department of Government Efficiency was very badly hurt last night... a young man who was beat up by a bunch of thugs in D.C. Either they're going to straighten their act out... or we're going to have to federalize and run it the way it's supposed to be run."

The Medieval era was neither a “dark” nor a “middling” era. Here are a few texts I’ve found helpful in demonstrating how rich in thought the era. (Also, every summary account of philosophy during the era in English is terrible, don’t waste your time or money on any of them.)

🚨BREAKING🚨 I’ve located where a #txlege quorum breaking democrat is hiding. In an effort to assist law enforcement (and Donald J. Trump), I spoke to Texas DPS who is now sending troopers to that location. Stay tuned.

Every boomer thinks people hate them for making money. People hate boomers for this response. “Honey, I empathize with you, but have you considered sharing a house with two Mexican families?”

…he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus, and we petty men walk under his huge legs.

the newsom vibe shift is crazy, a vance guy talmud interpreter at palantir was like “my rabbis really excited about gavin, i love seeing him excited about politics. i might vote for him” what’s goying on

What kind of evil stuff did John Cena have to do to get into so many movies and shows? Not funny, not talented, generally off putting and annoying.

JD Vance stood up for Nick Fuentes when no one else would (check the date) and Fuentes repays him by lying about him, freaking out at mentions of his name, and promoting soulless ghoul Gavin Newsom.

I don’t think Trump is running again in 2028, but… I feel it.

User corrects @Grok who then apologizes and shills his app in the same reply. Crazy.

You’ll never guess

The original “it’s not happening and it’s good that it is.”

Fuentes wants to torpedo Vance because he is married to an Indian woman. Yet, he voted for Kamala, who is herself an Indian woman. Something doesn’t add up!