Alix Martin (@clevermonkey93) 's Twitter Profile
Alix Martin

@clevermonkey93

PhD. Chemist in breath science. Writer. Climber. Runner. Reader. Cosplayer.

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calendar_today14-07-2012 10:31:47

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Wow what an absolute knob 😟 one more time for the idiots at the back: cyclists have a right to use the road. And being children doesn't change that. They were cycling perfectly and legally. Stop telling children not to cycle on the road when they're not the problem.

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Head teacher Simon Uttley of Blessed Hugh Faringdon School has hit this right on the head. "the reality of Covid was like the Battle of Britain, but the government response is more like Dad's Army". Simon, you give the government far too much credit. bbc.co.uk/news/education…

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I'm sorry, but the uk police no longer have the right to claim they are working to protect public heath and safety. Tell that to #SarahEverad. She wasn't protected by you. She was murdered by you. Women aren't safe in this country and stop arresting us when we tell you so.

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In it's latest act of incompetence Uni of Birmingham is now trying to chase me for PhD fees. My PhD course was fully funded by the Biotechnology and Biological Sciences Research but UoB have it in their head I owe them ~£360 and are threatening legal action!? Bit rich when they were unable to process my travel expenses...

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At the start of the pandemic, they blamed young people for the disease spreading but still told us to go to work and get a coffee. Now it's the young people waiting for vaccines that are at risk of long covid, and all the boomers don't give a crap about ripping their masks off.

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Sad that in 2021 I have to explain to a GOP Governor that: 1. “6 weeks pregnant” = 2 weeks late for your period 2. Periods are late all the time from stress, diet,etc 3. Most people know their rapists but GOP want to have more control over your body than you do, so here we are.

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Welp all the booster walk in centres became by appointment only overnight, so guess I'm not getting my booster shot until after Christmas 😔

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Living well is the best revenge? Yeah revenge on my inner demons and imposter syndrome 😅 I'm getting promoted to senior scientist so ordered myself some fanshy expensive bedding so take that self-saboteur

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A warm welcome to all the athletes coming to Birmingham for the Commonwealth Games. Let me recommend a luxury spa where you can relax and unwind after your training - it’s on the Smallbrook Queensway and it’s called Snobs. #B2022