Ngga is this on the plate that spin in the microwave?

she might've been whispering but she was very loud & clear 😭

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

I only have 2 friends because I choose to only have 2 friends. I will forever believe that a mf with a lot of friends is fake as hell.

Lowkey gonna homeschool my kids. The school system would have me all the way fucked up if my 5 yo daughter comes home talking bout she’s a boy.

In month 7 of abstinence 😍

God made sure some of your friends turned into strangers this year !

I don’t ask for no ice because I want more drink. I ask for no ice because only the Lord knows what crawls on that shit when you’re closed.

This is hilarious…. You so calm with a glass of champagne…the cheating ex almost dropped the tv The mariachi music following him outside ….the repetitive lyrics 😂

New number alert. Last four was 2347 this one is 4569 wtf 😂😂

I’m not gonna lie, I hope trump does die from whatever disease he got right now. I can just see him declining day by day and it just makes me so happy.

If you have to choose, always choose the other person, I’m good!

I would never donate to the cancer charities. All you’re doing is funding them to find more drugs that kill people instead of curing them. There will never be a cure for cancer, the world makes too much money from it.

girl to girl : i hope the next man you love pours his soul into you and you never feel numb again .

Real talk, would you?

we literally used to write an essay by hand

This video never gets old.

My plug said “you been loyal for so long, 7 for $25 from now on” I’m blessed. I will never go nowhere else.

To people who wear glasses

My type used to be ppl with dreads, but now I’m not a fan at all. I’ll take a daddy with a bald head any day over a yn with dreads.