I am currently repenting for my sins last night. Doing burpees until I puke or no longer feel a hangover.

I do in fact need to cut back on the booze. Having a heart to heart with myself.

Feel free to join me and the sibs pourin one out for Mama Gringo. Happy Birthday

Steak is thawing. Evan Williams is pouring. Country music is playing. Sun is shining. Good day to have a good day.

Now this. This is groundbreaking. Clearing my schedule next weekend btw.

Lord I wonder if I’ll ever change my ways.

Out on Parole turned way up. Neighbors are getting an education tn.

1 yr ago today was my first and only trip to the titty bar. Should we recreate it for old times sake?

Btw fuck yall know about the Oro dance? Gringo gets down at Mediterranean weddings.

Water then bed time. Clockin out.

Rainy sunday morning. Local coffee shop brew in hand. Beginning of another trip around the sun for your boy. Could be worse.

Want to revive an entire sport? Make a few pretty girls the stars. It is that simple.

Will be on full blast all day.

Nah. They just fakin it for clout.

Think I am going to make a hinge just to find +1 to weddings this summer.

Fixin to whoop this chipotle bowls ass.

If she ever looks at me like this I’m folding like a lawn chair. Instantly.

Radio banger. #SOTD

No yeah I’m watching for the plot.

Whole milk straight out the jug. Undefeated. #WholeMilkOrNoMilk