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When the only shower for the support bands is in the same room as the only toilet for support bands so a dozen people have to wait for me to finish my 30-minute shower to piss >>>>>>

Celtics in bio

Also you’re saying “humbled” when you meant to say “honored”

Dude at the gas station didn’t check my ID because he looked at my hoodie and said “no one under 21 knows who dying fetus is anyway” :/

what the FUCK are yall talkin about

37 point lead in the 3rd BING FUCKIN BONG!!!!!!

Knicks beat the fucking breaks off the Celtics and advance to their first ECF since I was 6, Yanks take game one of the series against Juan Bozo and the Mets in commanding fashion, and I’m 45 minutes from home after driving two days straight. Life is good.

Cody Bellinger's GRAND SLAM breaks it open! #RivalryWeekend

🦬 342 passing yards 🦬 3 passing touchdowns 🦬 3 rushing touchdowns Happy Birthday to the only NFL player to ever have 3️⃣ passing and rushing TDs in the same game 🥳 Josh Allen

I don’t care about the tush push. It’s far more ridiculous that the NBA hasn’t banned the whole “not picking up the ball until half court to delay the shot clock” thing. Softest shit ever.

Man that Dominguez walk off homer was awesome. What a great ending to the only sporting event that took place in New York tonight!

I should have been tallying the amount of times I’ve been playing a set, picked up my water bottle after a song, introduced the next song, and then ran out of time to drink because that song had started. It’s gotta be in the hundreds.

When I’ve been eating clean and training hard all week, that Friday night wings/onion rings/glass of bourbon cheat meal hits my hands like Mjölnir

Best part of Mobb Deep’s “The Infamous” isn’t Shook Ones, Survival of the Fittest or Temperature’s Rising…it’s on Party’s Over, when Prodigy alludes to having a man named KARATE JOE in his crew

Good! He should have been ________ tho

me recommending meal prepping to someone: yeah bro it’s a little extra effort at first but honestly the pros far outweigh the cons in the long run me meal prepping: if I see another bowl of chicken breast, rice and avocado I will make the OKC bombing look like target practice