Job interview: got asked “who’s someone who’s good at their job that you would not want to emulate” and I said Paul George Am I cooked?? 😭😭

If this happens I’m breaking into the stadium and publicly hanging myself from the home run porch

Some days you’re the spaghetti, some days you’re the spaghetti machine

July 17th 📅 Twitter tl recap: - Coldplay concert affair - The Odyssey sells out in iMax 1 year(!) in advance - OpenAI releases new agent - Dame homecoming To close it off we got the WSJ Epstein story into Trump crash out so now we get the files tmrw(?) Truly all over the place

Celebrated the 3 year workiversay today by needing to ask the intern for their phone charger #toughlooks

New Guardians prospect was a Boiler?? You love to see that

Li5an al gaib

Shedeur Sanders plays football for the Cleveland Browns today. #WristUp

Got the offer 🔒

“Por favor, ponga a los Cleveland Browns en la televisión.” “No tenemos televisión, esto es un club.” RT if it’s the saddest story you’ve heard 🥹🥲🫨😔☹️😱😰😓😥🫨😵🥴😪

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Guardians are 0-3 (working on 0-4) in games attended by Fishbowl Frequenter this year

Be thankful for every day you get to watch Jose Ramirez play baseball in a Cleveland jersey

Uber driver in a 6 man league, Jalen Hurts first round pick, Pat Mahomes in the second. This man is building a dynasty

Wieland St rn

#GuardsBall #ForTheLand #HardForGuards

La cabra

If the eventual Jose Ramirez statue isn’t 100ft tall we riot

A legend 🙌🏼🔔🚂