DEAR GOD NO! MAKE IT STOP.

The small talk in this polling line is absolutely nauseating. One lady has mentioned shooting squirrels that are stealing pecans from her yard. This is America. #Vote

The poll worker just told someone inserting their ballot into the Scantron machine "Just slide it in slowly until you feel it grab." and it took everything in me not to yell out "That's what she said!" #Vote

The advertising algorithm on this website is so incredibly wrong for me, which likely means either there's no algorithm or there's no advertising.

My British Baking Show hasn't buffered once. Just saying. #Netflix #Profiteroles

Found this industrial sized UV light canister thing after checking into Best Western Hotels & Resorts. What happened in this room?!?

Did Bud Light ever clarify why human women were attracted to Spuds Mackenzie?

I'm hoping that my backyard neighbors are really into #WickedMovie and not just weirdos.

Ryan Day gives off serious "youth pastor with a troubled past" vibes. #OhioState #CFBPlayoff

All the people right now trying to find out if "Vine" is still a thing. #TikTok

Facebook marketplace is the new Sotheby's. $100 seems like a steal.

"Sorry, but where can I find Men's Inactive?"

I can see how the one job led directly into the other.

Just thought of "Lady Di Ameter" if anyone is looking for a good drag name.

Just roll her up in a rug, Doug. Go hide in a cave, Dave. Start an OnlyFans, Hans. *Ways 68-70 To Leave Your Lover

All this means to me is that Conan O'Brien & Team Coco travel shows might be coming to Netflix! 🤞

In a poopy race, there's always people shouting "Don't poopy here!". - my 4yr old theologian.

Who wore it better? New #WashingtonCommanders stadium or Geordi LeForge?