today's my second day working at the new york times🤗 im the guy that picks the words for wordle🫶 hope you all are liking my words!

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I hope they take proper safety precautions if they film any underwater scenes. It would be really tragic if Ben drowned

Roblox is rolling out a feature that allows age-checked 13+ users, who have either as trusted connections, to send unfiltered messages!

She said she’d had Taco Bell for lunch and it was hitting her real bad… so she interrupted the meeting to say…. “I’m so sorry, I gotta cut this short. I think my lunch got me bricked up” 💀💀💀 BLESS HER HEART, SHE THOUGHT IT MEANT CONSTIPATED/UPSET TUMMY 😭

my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it

Jesus getting mistaken for a yakuza heir will never not be funny 😭😭😭

i saw this is the advertising back panels of my manga 😭

#dolltwt #monsterhigh

#shadamy

KSON JUST QUIT IN FRONT OF THE JP VSHOJO CEO BECAUSE HE SAID THAT THE JAPAN SIDE OF VSHOJO IS DOING WELL, BUT STILL NOT PAYING HER????????????????????

#monsterhigh #dolltwt i took her out of the cardboard box in store lol how do we feel about her

nigga LMAOOOOOOOO

I give it 15 more minutes before Trump is demanding the cancellation of South Park lmfao

The US satire cartoon show South Park secured a five-year deal worth $1.5 billion with Paramount Global. They began their season with this clip, challenging Trump (Donald J. Trump) to sue them.

Hey, Satan!

Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trump’s masked goons.