Just RKO's Nore Valkyrie. #OOC

❝Junior handed the bar over to us for the night since she can't get anyone to come in.❞ x.com/MonochromeKill…

Listen, if Militio was out there they'd have more. Like, even straight guys would come in man.

❝Good, we managed to figure out how to get people to come in. Crossdressing.❞ Militio, please stop. x.com/MonochromeKill…

Yeah, for now. ❝Melvin, let me out from behind this fucking counter!❞

❝It's just me doing it, so you're alright.❞ I mean, you can see his thicc ass thighs cause of his booty shorts. x.com/MonochromeKill…

❝If Neo is with monkey brain, does that mean she does a banana split every night?❞ Okay, no. Just stop Militio.

❝By the time you find one, the bar will be closed for the night.❞ x.com/MonochromeKill…

Jumps the counter. ❝YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!❞

FUCKING SPR INTS AWAY!

❝Hate sex is best sex.❞ x.com/TheBarsQueen/s…

Militio doesn't like to be controlled. Junior knows this and Melvin should know this. And he only has one pair of booty shorts.

Hoe, don't do it.

Militio is back faster than you can say "fuck" just to protect his expensive clothes.

Wakes up on the counter. Drowning in money and condoms. Don't ask.

Changes into some jeans and a backless shirt. ❝Melvin, do you have any Tylenol?❞

Groans and goes to find whiskey. Just a single shot will do him some good.

Just dabs. Dabs so hard.

[Everyone remain calm: We are only destroying the country of America tomorrow, no need for alarm.]

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