hey boss can I head out early I’ve got a fresh jar of pickles in the fridge

At least I’m not an olive

It’s never too early for a pickle

Pickles are so hot rn (not just trying to hype ourselves up)

WDYM you don’t eat a pickle w/ every meal 🧐

How are we today? (asking everyone except olives)

CRUNCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Say it w/ us

We're waiting for u in the fridge

Do olives have feelings (say no)

Good morning to everyone that loves pickles

R u gonna drink that pickle brine

Are pickles a fruit or a vegetable?

2024 was the year of pickles. And so is 2025. And 2026 will carry the same energy until our universe is a gigantic pickle.

Things could defs be worse. U could like olives instead of pickles

Gonna replace every verb in my vocabulary w/ pickle

Ur the brine to our pickle 🫶

S/O to the people that eat their pickle spears on the side

Ur the briniest pickle in the jar 💚

Unfortunately my mood depends on if there’s a jar of pickles in my fridge

This pickle has no limits