I am a full stack engineer which means if you give me one more task my stack will overflow

Y a 25 ans je me demandais si je deviendrai un Joey, un Chandler voire un Ross (😒), grâce au confinement je suis devenu le gros monsieur tout nu

this has to be a joke

Pro tip: use clickbait commit messages to get your teammates to review your code faster git commit -m “First she noticed a bug in production. What happens next will SHOCK you!”

let's go

SCREAMING

After a constructive engagement with Threema during responsible disclosure, this is unexpectedly dismissive. We broke their protocol 6 ways. They updated it, thanks to our work (breakingthe3ma.app). So of course our work applies to an old version.

Oh mince non rien 😐 lesjoiesducode.fr/crie-compilate…

Congrès annuel mondial des globules rouges : le groupe O+ toujours majoritaire

Google Calendar, but it shows the cost of the meeting

Criminals will start wearing extra prosthetic fingers to make surveillance footage look like it's AI generated and thus inadmissible as evidence.

some classic movies could *really* use a new title for the french market "titanic" won't work in france, so...

Fun fact: this originally alluded to health coverage. A literal translation might have felt weird to some French players as we're quite used to free universal healthcare, so translator Sarah Deville decided to evoke the burning issue of pension reforms instead...

if elon were smart, he’d let us pay $18 to remove somebody else’s checkmark. i would happily go broke tormenting twitter user catturd2

Petit tip : comment différencier un corbeau d'une corneille ? Si tu te dit : "oa un corbeau" -> c'est une corneille Si tu te dit "oh putain sa mere le corbeau il est énorme" -> c'est un corbeau

Reminder to consult your Financial Advisor about your BGP. 😅