I don’t think I’ve watched any YouTube video more than the Lecrae Five Fingers of Death freestyle on Sway in the Morning.

I’m going to start teaching a dating class for men and the first lesson will just be me beating them with a slipper.

She’s an inspiration 😍

Thank u TikTok now whenever I’m having a fat day I just tell myself I’m in my luteal phase (no idea at all what this means)

I requested to join the “are we dating the same guy” group and I KNOWWWWW it’s going to be bananas in there bc look at the question I had to answer before they approved my request

Russian parents believe that there’s a mischievous goblin that steals your possessions when you need them most but don’t believe in therapy.

If counting macros has taught me anything it’s that I am NOT a woman in STEM.

This is Barcelona at night, one of the world's most unique cities. But why does it look like that? Well, until 1855 it was overcrowded, dirty, and diseased — then something special happened. Here is how you build a beautiful city...

I know this app is dying because I still have no idea who Stephen Crowder is.

Suing Bill Hader for emotional damages enjoy prison!!! #BarryHBO

realest thing david duchovny has ever said

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

Anyone with bad news to bury is advised to write up the release NOW

Me ordering a bottle of wine with lunch.

having a “Bratt Summer” (a summer spent admiring the long and varied career of quicksilver charmer Benjamin Bratt)

she’s just like meee

In for fall 2024: - smoking - being a brunette - lies