It’s wild how beautiful the animation is on older Disney movies compared to newer ones. Even into the 90s — Pocahontas is stunning.

Having a kid in real school is a bummer because I'm not big on them missing a bunch of days for a vacation -- but the cost of a vacation during winter or spring break is...criminal.

There’s a current batch of people my age having babies and they all sort of have the same vibe and so I think the new zodiac sign should be how old is your mom.

Really rich my daughter’s school sends home her nap blanket every week like I’m gonna wash it.

I don’t mean to sound like this but there are 6 light switches/pulls in my closet/en suite and why. It’s like an IQ test every time I’m in there.

If people don’t want my 3 year old to watch 9 hours of television they should develop a solution to parenting sick kids while you yourself are sick.

I think the legitimate top reason I love my husband is because he is obsessed with “Sorry” by Justin Bieber.

🎶 10 AM, one last call for Adderall 🎶

Hate on screen time all you want, but how else would my daughter have just told me that beavers don’t hibernate because they can make a “natural fridge,” for their food supplies.

Send a man a holiday card, they’ll see it for a season, but send a man a photo magnet, and you’ll be frozen in time on their refrigerator door forever.

I just truly feel like this is the end and I’m not being hyperbolic.

Building a whole recipe around an expiring product just to get more of it in the end and repeat the cycle.

getting news about our rights being taken away from pop crave

We love wife guys.

The only reason I would want to run for president is because I would tear this moment up.

When we have a proper snowy winter I'm like "wow this is how it's supposed to be!" But then I remember it's also snowing in Florida, Texas, and Louisiana.

A vacation could probably save my life right now

Literally thought latchkey was an after school program and not like, what I did every day after school my entire childhood.

Working on my marriage (adding "ha" to the end of my text messages)

i hate when republicans have cats. THATS NOT FOR YOU !!!! what the fuck