My Dad’s Halloween costume.

Me: “alright one more house and we’re done trick or treating” My kids: “but we could do this all day” Me:

Normalize this

Dads walking into the bathroom at 5 a.m. to fart, groan, and make gagging noises while brushing his teeth

Wife: “is the brisket going to be ready on time?” Me:

Dad about to email me a meme from Facebook that I saw 3 years ago

If you weren’t planning on doing this at my funeral tell me now because you’re no longer invited

Dads be like have you sprayed WD-40 about it?

My underwear watching me spend $300 at Home Depot

Dads when they walk into the kitchen at 5 a.m. and make eye contact with the coffee grinder

When your dad and uncle both fall asleep watching football after eating turkey

Bill Belichick looks like he’s made 4 trips to Home Depot, reorganized the garage, and is about to “rest his eyes” on the recliner while golf is on

This is what happens when dads figure out how to use AI

Me: “I’m not becoming my dad” Also me:

30 years later and it is still just as satisfying

Top 5 Dad Movies 1. Tombstone 2. Predator 3. Bloodsport 4. Hunt for Red October 5. Rocky 4