I laughed........ 🤭

Nope, me neither.

On selective licensing. I very nearly rented a house in Brighton from a friend. (They wouldn't rent to people they didn't know due to the difficulty of evicting non-paying tenants under the Renters Rights Act.) But to comply with the license, they would likely have had to

“I’M SORRY I CALLED YOU GAY” Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes Parody Tucker Carlson

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🤣😂🤣 x.com/CrewkerneGaz/s…

Brussels nearly ready for the adorable children who'll visit tomorrow. Mwauhahahah! 👻😈🧙

Take a bow.

What, no pointy hat?? I call BS. 🧙 That said, is that a wart? 🤔

It was rather good. Still good.

Oh Bless you. Maths not your strong point, huh? #sad

I'm blocked, have been for years but occasionally I get to see gems like this from The Boy Wonder. Thank you for sharing the dear chap's delusions.

Stoopid cats Battsby

So I was driving a taxi in France and this black guy, likely an immigrant, started shouting at me and calling me a fucking Frenchie and accusing me of being a thief. Thankfully he was so incoherent that the judge threw the case out Turns out, it was the UKs deputy prime minister

UPS flight UPS2976 crashes shortly after taking off from Louisville Muhammad Ali International Airport.

“Let me be clear, if you arrive here illegally and commit a crime. We will arrest you and mistakenly release you. National renewal!”

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 Oscar pistorius

Oh..... Oh! I'm laughing too hard, this is genius. Thanks for slimming him down, that could've been 🤮

I would.

The locals are looking hot tonight. #guyfawkesnight