Today was bad day to be a Kentucky Wildcat and a Raising Cane's Box Combo. 👀

When I got a cold glass of almond milk and the Braves are up in Game 6, don’t ask me to do annnnnnything other than 🔥HOT🔥BASEBALL🔥BOI🔥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧

If you’re not McRibin’, you’re not McLivin’.

Unfortunate News out of the North Pole this morning… Santa Clause has placed Dasher, Blitzen, Comet and Prancer on Reserve/COVID 19 List. Per: Adam Schefter The Clauses’ have activated Lazer, Blazer, Leaper, and Mark from the Practice Squad. Christmas is in Jeopardy.

🎉 END OF YEAR GIVEAWAY 🎉 - If this gets 1,011 retweets by 11:59 PM on New Year's Eve, 2 people who RT will win a hat. 🧢 - If this gets 2,022 retweets by that time, we'll also give away this 'Hero Night' jersey AND our social media manager will dye their hair blond. 👀

Welcome to #WinningWednesday! We've teamed up with Whataburger® for a loaded lineup of social media giveaways all throughout the year! 🍔 To lead things off, RETWEET THIS POST for a chance to win a custom YETI Rambler, $15 gift card, and a #TrashPandas baseball! ⚾️

Some of y’all are worried about knowing random five letter words….but y’all need to be worried about knowing a different five letter word. John 3/16 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 JESUS

blue cheese crumbles can dry your mouth out all while tasting like paint thinner

So @bfw sent me some Smith County Watermelons.

I know y’all were waiting for me to say something. So here’s two things about recent events in the field: 1. Offensive lineman can use their hands to block. 2. Arizona defensive players tried to rip my man’s head off. But we’ll focus on the “fumble”.

These commentators are LITERALLY turning Arizona’s turnover into a compliment… “Great run all things considered”

About that time again! Let's see who's up for Wendy’s Giant of the Week

Oh it was a great game in Eupora Football 🏈 and Ty Murphy led the way for the Eagles in their victory over rival Choctaw County

Go drop a vote for Ty Murphy this week! He made a huge impact in a huge win!

The two-point conversion attempt is unsuccessful. MSU recovers the ensuing onside kick.

My mom used to tell me I was husky, cause I got that dawg in me.

POV: Peter and John in the tomb

I’m not gonna let it go unnoticed that The Rock wasn’t holding the string when he tagged in…. WWE Dwayne Johnson #FinishTheStory #WrestleMania

What a way to break out of a slump

That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged. I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you. I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.