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MrsProcrastination

@claireasmud73

Welcome tae ma wee world...I talk a lottae shite sometimes but ma naughtiness makes up for it...hopefully 🀣admireme.vip/MrsProcrastina…

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Evening yous lot and happy Friday 😊 Jist home fae an afternoon at the cinema wae ma niece Faith and ma wee sister and her family...had tae wear this delightful wee necklace ma young niece made for me of course πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŒžπŸ€ž

Evening yous lot and happy Friday 😊 
Jist home fae an afternoon at the cinema wae ma niece Faith and ma wee sister and her family...had tae wear this delightful wee necklace ma young niece made for me of course πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŒžπŸ€ž
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Evening yous lot and happy Saturday 😊 Forgot tae turn ma heating doon when i went oot earlier and it's been close and clammy ootside aw day so it's absofuckinlutely roasting in ma gaff right noo πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ€žπŸ˜Ž

Evening yous lot and happy Saturday 😊 
Forgot tae turn ma heating doon when i went oot earlier and it's been close and clammy ootside aw day so it's absofuckinlutely roasting in ma gaff right noo πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ€žπŸ˜Ž
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Afternoon yous lot and happy Sunday 😊 Hope yer having a stoater folks... Whether yer bein sinful or no... Hopefully ye are though 😈🀭

Afternoon yous lot and happy Sunday 😊
Hope yer having a stoater folks...
Whether yer bein sinful or no...
Hopefully ye are though 😈🀭
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Morning yous lot and happy Tuesday 😊 Hope ye had a happy holiday Monday folks...I wis away tae Glasgow for a lovely lunch even though it wis pissin wae rain πŸ™„πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Scottish summer is officially on hold again πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜†πŸŒžπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Morning yous lot and happy Tuesday 😊 
Hope ye had a happy holiday Monday folks...I wis away tae Glasgow for a lovely lunch even though it wis pissin wae rain πŸ™„πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Scottish summer is officially on hold again πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜­πŸ˜†πŸŒžπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Currently watching the new Final Destination movie...through ma fingers... At least I'm no hiding behind a cushion eh? πŸ˜†πŸ˜±πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Currently watching the new Final Destination movie...through ma fingers...
At least I'm no hiding behind a cushion eh? πŸ˜†πŸ˜±πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Morning yous lot and happy Wednesday 😊 Got ma weekly swim and sauna in a wee while and oor Faith is tagging along today..so I'll probably get the life tormented oot me by the beautiful wee pain in the arse 🀣πŸ₯°πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Hope ye have a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ˜ŽπŸ€ž

Morning yous lot and happy Wednesday 😊 
Got ma weekly swim and sauna in a wee while and oor Faith is tagging along today..so I'll probably get the life tormented oot me by the beautiful wee pain in the arse 🀣πŸ₯°πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Hope ye have a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ˜ŽπŸ€ž
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New nails! πŸ’œπŸ₯°πŸ’œ Going for hypnotherapy tonight for this damned menopause... "Look intae ma eyessss... When I snap ma fingers ye will no longer be a crazy hormonal bitch on the regular"... Or something like that anyway πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†

New nails! πŸ’œπŸ₯°πŸ’œ
Going for hypnotherapy tonight for this damned menopause...
"Look intae ma eyessss...
When I snap ma fingers ye will no longer be a crazy hormonal bitch on the regular"...
Or something like that anyway πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Good morning yous lot and happy Thursday 😊 Waiting tae hear how oor Vic has done on a big radio music quiz this morning...crossing everything for her and hoping she totally smashes it! 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŽΆπŸ€žπŸ˜†πŸ₯°πŸ€ž

Good morning yous lot and happy Thursday 😊 
Waiting tae hear how oor Vic has done on a big radio music quiz this morning...crossing everything for her and hoping she totally smashes it! 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŽΆπŸ€žπŸ˜†πŸ₯°πŸ€ž
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Morning yous lot and happy Friday 😊 Got me a wee nose ring instead ae a stud in today... Another accessory tae coordinate everything wae... I apparently like making ma own life difficult πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŒžπŸ€ž

Morning yous lot and happy Friday 😊 
Got me a wee nose ring instead ae a stud in today...
Another accessory tae coordinate everything wae...
I apparently like making ma own life difficult πŸ˜†πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸŒžπŸ€ž
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Evening yous lot! Hope ye had a fabulously frisky Friday folks πŸ€žπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰ I certainly have πŸ€­πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ And tae put the icing on the cake the weather has defied all expectations and been beautiful and sunny rather than pishin wae rain πŸ‘ŒπŸŒžπŸ₯°

Evening yous lot!
Hope ye had a fabulously frisky Friday folks πŸ€žπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰
I certainly have πŸ€­πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ
And tae put the icing on the cake the weather has defied all expectations and been beautiful and sunny rather than pishin wae rain πŸ‘ŒπŸŒžπŸ₯°
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Afternoon yous lot and happy Monday 😊 Gonni have tae go get a nail repair done after this one snapped aff...πŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Life is harrrdddd πŸ€£πŸ™„πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Afternoon yous lot and happy Monday 😊 
Gonni have tae go get a nail repair done after this one snapped aff...πŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
Life is harrrdddd πŸ€£πŸ™„πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Aw jeez... Nigel Farage is doing some kindae protest shite in the town I jist came tae for ma nail repair...polis and arseholes everywhere πŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜¬

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Afternoon yous lot and happy Tuesday 😊 Jist overdosed on crisps and dip there and no feeling great... Serves me right for being a greedy pig πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞😁πŸ₯°πŸ€ž

Afternoon yous lot and happy Tuesday 😊 
Jist overdosed on crisps and dip there and no feeling great...
Serves me right for being a greedy pig πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞😁πŸ₯°πŸ€ž
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Afternoon yous lot! Got a freshly baked scone at ma old mums then a wee jaunt oot wae oor Faith πŸ₯° Good times πŸ₯°πŸ€“πŸ₯°πŸ‘Œ

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A trip tae Tesco while hungry is guaranteed tae end wae me stuffing ma face wae a whole packet ae cold meat in the car before I get home πŸ€£πŸ˜‹πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†

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Afternoon yous lot and happy Friday 😊 As ye can probably tell I'm at the hairdressers πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ˜†πŸ€ž

Afternoon yous lot and happy Friday 😊 
As ye can probably tell I'm at the hairdressers πŸ˜†πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
Hope yer having a stoater folks 🀞πŸ₯°πŸ˜†πŸ€ž