My first tweet: my account was hacked... If you received a direct message from me, please ignore that message.

“She didn’t call me, but she did send me a text," said my 2 year old daughter during dinner [about her best friend, who is in her 20s]

First class tailgating before the Cleveland Browns game thanks to MarketGardenBrewpub. #festivusale

Please share your analysis re client confidentiality obligations for lawyers and the use of cloud services (e.g. Omni Sync Server) #askmpu

New NFL on ESPN segment tomorrow-11:30am eastern,10:30c. FOLLOW ME,if u dont already,AND RETWEET THIS TWEET 2 get followed back! #EndsIn10mins

If you haven't heard/seen Frank Caliendo recite Twas the Night Before Christmas, you should: youtu.be/zu0OxwEOTDo

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Had prompt but ultimately unsatisfactory service from Fitbit Support. Then I received several emails and a survey request #youaskedforit

Have any money burning a hole in your pocket Casey Liss...? x.com/chasejarvis/st…