@harrygorst just woke up, are we on an island again?

@harrygorst has an OCD biscuit tin, pass it on.

@harrygorst looking forward to this debrief later.

Predicting mega sales of ale, fags and low grade beak in the North Lancashire area, in the face of Storm Eva.

Incredible banner at the Stoke game

A glass to Lemmy then. 💉💊🚬

Everything about this is making me want to go to town and mercilessly batter young goths with a brush. x.com/flea333/status…

Desmond,Eva,Frank Not a list of my conquests, but actually three storms that are going to provide me with loads of ballache.

What has Shaun Lloyd gone and done now?

@harrygorst @Imogen_Gorst yeeeroooooowwwwwwww

I never knew Pierce Brosnan was so good looking.

“You’ve got to give it a try haven’t you lad?” says drug courier who tried to flee police liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…

@pfarrell86 Eve Farrell Jack Prince man of leisure of just straight up cycle perv, Vinnie? VINNIE?!

Can u tell wot it is yet? My 1st latte art

. @jmangas86 theguardian.com/politics/2016/… see you at the signing of this.

Come, come nuclear bomb. x.com/george_osborne…

Ambushed Shaun Lloyd from work. ALE Jack Prince

In Berlin. Good alehouse recommendations required. @ me.

Any non American who is arsed about the Super Bowl has my deepest sympathies.