Officially vest season

The Boston Celtics social media team put up a Hall of Fame performance last year and it looks like they have decided to take it to an entirely new level this year. x.com/celtics/status…

38 minutes to get from end of line to exit door at Ward 3 in Portsmouth, NH. A few aggressive bees, and partial concern about stepping out of line to go to bake sale. Smooth and easy. Shout out to poll workers!

Polls are about to close here in Rye, NH.

Poll workers are now going through write-ins and I believe I just heard a vote for Eric Cartman.

Can confirm - there is no place like Buffalo Wild Wings on Election Night.

I bet Susie Wiles has no idea how to use Excel.

Sliced my thumb. Day is ruined.

wowzers

4.1 quake off the coast of York, ME.

SIR. ANSWER THE QUESTION. ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES?

Dumb people think dumb people are other people.

Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, per sources. Six more weeks of winter.

The PInce Jay Pinsonnault has convinced me of this Bregman trade. Carry on.

Rise with the sun

Served in honor of Mr. Scottie Scheffler. #themasters

Just watched a guy get bagged by TSA for having a frozen chicken pot pie in his carry on. 🤔

Tariffs.

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