lamine yamal can go a whole season without scoring and i won't give a fuck

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING ANIMALS

Not Jerome Powell 📉

Everyone right now

My portfolio’s pronouns are was/were.

smh

Barca’s front three is the funniest ever We have Lamine Yamal who does magic Raphinha who makes sure he bags his goal/Assist every game Lewandowski who nobody knows what he is doing on the pitch every game but has somehow managed to be the top scorer among the three

CORRECT 🎯

I hateeeee instant connections cause we finna be toxic ain’t we 🙄🫤

True

Pedri’s shirt isn’t white enough

Even sex cannot give me the kind of pleasure Lamine Yamal goal gave me

Metropolitano. Bernabeu.

If an angry liberal is selling their Tesla, convince them to give it to you for free. It would be unethical for them to profit from Nazi technology.

In the last 15 years, Madrid have beaten Barcelona by 3+ goals twice. Both times are in that picture In the same time, Barcelona have beaten Madrid by 3+ goals… TEN times. We are not the same.

Cleaning up the dead people database

Miss ADEL🦋🦚🌹 Fabrizio Romano Can’t wait to laugh when this tweet fails. Better not delete it ooo😂

nsɛm. emotions turnt soundwaves enjoy a modern day highlife song.🦇💔🧛🏿

No the hell we don’t

One of my biggest flex be sey I never chop ashawo before.