Turn the pillow and stick a leg out. That’ll make it better... for a second

Gareth Southgate leading an England team to a penalty victory 20 years after he missed ‘that’ goal is an M Night Shyamalan movie waiting to happen. #ENGCOL

No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

#GarethSouthgateWould go back in time to Euro 96 and not change a thing because he knows it made him the man he is today.

Is this the most unique rendition of Three Lions? The Bands of the Guards Division played the anthem on the forecourt of Buckingham Palace #ENG #ThreeLions #WorldCup bit.ly/2KUHEQv

What a treat! #England #WorldCup

That England team were biblical and the best thing to come out of this is that we got a proper manger Gareth Southgate you rule LG x

He's back! This time slightly different from normal as this is for a mahoosive scarecrow construction 💪#Gruffalo #gettingthere

Full body piñata's are still popular and not quite so disconcerting as the swinging heads.... perhaps 🤔#stilldontgetit #butcertainlyunique!

Keep your 👀peeled, the #TeenTitansGOMovie is out NOW and Balloon man could be anywhere......? Warner Bros. UK

Happy Valentine’s Day 😍 No date for tonight?? Yes, you do!! Spend your Evening in with me & Liam Gallagher on BBC Radio 2 8 o’clock 💜💘💗

“We’ve had a few teething problems” - Translation: It’s been a bloody nightmare

Handy #snowday shopping list: -8,000 tea bags -Everything in canned goods aisle -All the bread -400 pints of milk -Enough booze to fill shed -50 Easter eggs -12kg of cheese -A whole trolley of crisps/sweets -One small bag of lettuce #uksnow

#SNOWMAGGEDON

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“You’re very quiet” “You’re not”