BREAKING: I will be hosting an early screening of Happy Gilmore 2 on the 9th green at 9 tonight. Hope you all can make it. Oh and dress nice.

"Not interested in this post" sure is getting a lot of use lately.

I have @mlb network and espn+ but can’t watch the New York Mets game on @ESPN, what an absolute joke. #mlbnetwork #espn #greedytwats

Today’s car conversation with my 6 year old… who would win Sentry from Marvel or Super Shadow from Sonic?

Once again, I have MLB Network and ESPN+ but because the New York Mets are on ESPN I also need to get a cable provider just to watch the game? GET FUCKED ESPN and MLB.

Lol, 10 ply umping at its best.

Today is Kerry Wood’s 48th birthday 🎉 To celebrate, we're giving away this 2021 Topps Triple Threads Autograph Relic Combo Card signed by Kerry Wood, Sammy Sosa, and Derrek Lee! Repost and comment for your chance to win.

Unless the baby decides to come today (like 5 weeks early) or baby related events are going on, Stream returns tonight! Hope to see y'all there at 8:30pm CST (ish) on twitch! twitch.tv/cjanaro

Nope, wasn't trolling 😎 It's officially launch day of EASPORTSCollege 🔥 RT and COMMENT #CFB26, along with your favorite college football team for a chance to win. I'll be picking winners later today 📣

Live for the first time in a long time! Fortnite followed by Warzone (Probably Casual Kill Races or something) COME SAY Hi. twitch.tv/cjanaro

Live on Twitch! We Back! twitch.tv/cjanaro

Topic of discussions today? What's your favorite movie? COME SAY HI (and tell me the movie thing) twitch.tv/cjanaro

Welp as of 12:30 yesterday Arnold gets to share a birthday with this little guy! Welcome to the world Sullivan!

If the Mets trade for Luis Robert I’ll giveaway one Luis Robert Mets jersey to one person who follows me and RT this post. Good Luck 🙏🏻

Some will say it’s AI, pshh

2024: The OMG Mets 2025: The WTF Mets

The #Mets have gone from how much will we win the division by? To will we win the division? To how much will we lead the wildcard by? To will we win the wild card? And now I’m questioning if they finish over .500 🤦‍♂️