He flinched every time I hit him :///

You can tickle the taint with your tongue.... just don’t eat ass

Do whatever you want, it’s just my image you’re fucking with.

I know you don’t. Welcome to conversion therapy; this is the future Ted Cruz wants.

*rips off horse mask* Now it’s just awkward

Chickey tendeys, chickey tendeys, I love them chickey tendeys

Doesn’t suicide have three Ss???

My boobs are magical portals to a world full of candy

Awwwwwww give me the succ :((((((( HUZZAH I FINALLY DID THE SUCC :))))))

I’m sticky and emotionallly unstable

I just want.... things, y’know? (There was literally no context to this)

Y’know?? It’s like.. when you’re an ornge???

No one’s allowed to shake my eosinophils but me 💪🏻💥

Jesus Christ could get five girls to eat out his 😺

I’m already uncomfortable I’m straddling a republican

Hillary Rodham Clinton allowed me to be ok #InternationalWomensDay

I’m a man of few words but maaaany Doritos 🤤

If Eeyore took Adderal and a lil but of Prozac then ya’d get me

Ewww you want your weenie on the internet?

This is how gay s*x works. Grab a lesbian and three pool noodles...