I love you too, you big dummy.

More, and most.

/ this is some Lance and Elaine bs 𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐅𝐎𝐓𝐎.

If you don't stuff your mouth with popcorn and take a sip of pepsi so it all just melts away, are you really living? pepsi and popcorn is the best combination.

/ for the record, I'm not abandoning my accounts nor ghosting a soul, I've just generally would rather not exist right now and twitter doesn't help it.

Jalapenis poopers.

/ I had to reclaim my throne as the rp Clown of twitter.

/ I’m glad my throne will never be usurped.

Elaine: breathes Lance:

What about Lancelittle?

So I didn’t delete one draft and imma tweet it since it’s Friday

I’d do some follow fridays but I can’t stand y’all.

That’s the draft

/ a quick google search and your could’ve looked as pretentious as I.

/ what in the crispy fried fuck is wrong with twitter literally bouncing a photo into my view when I hit it. that’s wack as hell bro

/ why do I always wake up smelling like a goddamn burger.

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