fixed it Happy #IWD2026

I'm a Nigerian. 7 to 11, please.

Black Americans will speak English like "He don’t got no money, he just be chilling all day” and still condem people who speak pidgin English 😂😂

So nobody wants to research how agbalumo can be made into biodegradable chewing gum?

Nigerians are always trying to sell knowledge. ‘Win a scholarship’, sell it. ‘Get a visa’, sell it. ‘Knows someone that have COS’, sell it. ‘Come across how to make AI video’, sell it. You want to make money out of everything Greedy bvstvxds.

call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. a bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that i’m having a bad day 😭

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

In Canada, antenatal & baby delivery is free even if a CS was done. You don’t pay a dime. Right in the hospital, your new baby gets registered for a monthly payment of $600 from the government till the baby gets to the age of 18. However, your baby will never be allowed to

A girl messaged me saying that I post too much and I'm ugly. I did a little digging, and found out that she works at a spa an hour away. I made an appointment and asked for her specifically. Needless to say she will be waxing and bleaching my buttthole tomorrow.

I hate how people talk about deaths from BBL. It’s like they find it lowkey comical and it’s disgusting and usually misogynistic. You think folks should be punished for modifying themselves to fit desirability.

Baby clothes are only expensive to financially irresponsible parents😂 Buying expensive shoes for a baby that will only wear them for 3 months is stupid.

I never met a MAN who energy dont switch up after a while 😅 all that sweet shit be an act to get you in their grasp ! 🤌🏽 Then once they got you, they’re NEVER that same gentleman you originally even liked.. be a whole different person like that shts scary 🫣

Only finding out as I’m reading this now. What happened?

“Just have money and you will enjoy Nigeria” You guys will soon understand that personal wealth cannot compensate for systemic rot.

For people that claim to hate false accusations and claims, y'all sure do it a LOT. Any small thing fake screenshot.

“Zambia” sef wan enter setting 😭😹

May a man who can go a whole day without talking to you never find you again

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Mtchew

House hunting is the real ghetto🥹