love this new genre of republican that looks like an emo soundcloud rapper from 2017

Me to my grandson

Bunch of fat republicans in Long Island who ODed on Facebook got together to yell. Stop the fucking presses

My stock brokerage is so funny dawg

Remember Fred off YouTube 2007. That dude was hilarious

There were Manhattans all over America and we destroyed them all for cars

Who wants to sign up under my Draftkings referral please

I’ve been eating nothing but Chipotle Catering for 4-6 people for the past 48 hours

This country is highkey so much more far gone than I thought

Month 3 of not picking up my bum roommate’s mail for him

Finally optimized my algo so I'm served a perfect 50/50 split of content that makes me either mad or horny

Genuinely has to be suicidal off the number of times people must have asked him why he’s not in the league

Stained another white shirt award

Grift idea for a Jamaican restaurant business owner in a neighborhood with a lot of white people: Charlie Jerk Chicken

Bro loved Trump so much he married him

Wish I was more snatched

I’m sure they certainly exist but it is quite rare to encounter someone really into Anime who is worthy of any respect

I got fired from my job of importing Marxist Islamists to white Christian communities for refusing to have gay sex on Charlie's grave