So glad I moved away when I did. It’s my home and I’ll always love it but it’s not the place where I grew up anymore. Texans used to look out for one another no matter our differences. Now MAGA and Christian Nationalism has infected it like the Black Death

Bob’s Burgers has radically changed since it’s early seasons. I’m still a huge fan, still watch every episode, but the earlier seasons are funny in a way the recent ones rarely are if ever. That’s it

You know when I was in a fraternity we mostly just worked on getting beer and women at our parties, not doing cringy AF dance routines. Times sure have changed

Sometimes you gotta talk to your bombs… youtu.be/h73PsFKtIck?si…

Arsenal hijacked a Spurs deal. This day just keeps getting better and better

This didn’t age well

Man, they are really trying everything so people stop asking about the Epstein files

Pro tip: if you’re going to be a total shitheel online it’s best not to tell people you backed over your dog lest you want stuff like this following you everywhere. #catturd

Just got off the phone with my sponsor. God I love that man

So how many of the outrage performance artists who haven’t eaten at Cracker Barrel in a decade and weren’t planning on going for another decade are telling people they aren’t going today because of the new logo?

Union Berlin gets the season started right with a 2-1 win over Stuttgart. Now I just need Arsenal to wallop Leeds and today will be fantastic

It’s really sad that it took me until I was in my mid 59’s to realize how much better I feel if I just drink enough water

Set piece goal for Arsenal. How shocking.

This

Huh, government owned companies. What happened to Republicans being all for staying out of private businesses?

He’s gotta feel good knowing his position as “2nd Biggest Shitheel on Twitter” is safe

Yee- F’ing-Haw

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I had forgotten just how funny Analyze This is. Top notch, really

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