Been away from Twitter for a while. How’s everyone been?

This is so spot on. ryanholiday.net/how-to-recover…

Tweeting like I’m famous

New shirt makes me howl

I’m sorry you’re sad. I get sad at times too. I wish I had the magic answer that would take your pain away, but I don’t. I can only offer you my understanding of how difficult life feels at times.

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Going to the grocery store today feels like having sex in the 80’s without a condom.

This is a test. My tweets aren’t showing up.

#HobbyLobby cares for more about profit than the lives of their employees and the safety of the public. Never shopping there again.

#HobbyLobby does the Christian thing again. markets.businessinsider.com/amp/news/hobby…

Is Doctor Sleep any good? Trying to find something to watch. #DoctorSleep

Does this mean he’s lost his hearing? Do we want a president that can’t hear clearly?

Rubber chicken meats the rogue. apple.news/AmxnBe6UaTDmds…

Trump is softening his stance on masks, saying that wearing one makes him look like the Lone Ranger. Who’s gonna tell him how to actually wear one?

This Fourth of July, one of the most patriotic things you can do is wear a mask.

Jeff Tiedrich Donald J. Trump I like presidents who aren’t whiny snowflakes. 🤡

For your family, for your neighbors, for your country — wear a mask.

Just in: Musk’s new hire to save Twitter. #RIPTwitter

If you had to choose between eating pizza everyday or being skinny, what topping would you put on your pizza?

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