We saw $1.99 gas in 2020 during the pandemic you botched.

I'd rather she look like the lady who danced on the hood of a car in a Whitesnake video.

She's Donald Trump's pissgirl.

I'm sure he was amazed due to his, uh, skin tone.

Then why did Trump plead the 5th 400 times?

It could have been that part about worshipping false gods.

Let's shove kryptonite up his butt.

Bleh, bleh, bleh...

I'm pretty sure there's an unwritten rule that people who open concentration camps are ineligible to win.

Why are you hanging a picture of Kirk Douglas?

When most of their loved ones are dead.

Sure. We can start with Fox. Followed by NewsMax and OANN.

Blind love or faith in these times can get you killed.

Enjoy your $11 tomato.

I'm surprised he didn't say, "In 10 years, I would have been dating one of them."

Pissgirl is in over her head as a human being.

This is what happens when the embryo goes bad.

THEMSELVES!!