People who claim they’ve swum in the rivers in Paris and Cairo are either insane or in denial.

It’s so funny when dogs are visibly tired. Big night was it mate

Me: *stands on one leg* My flamenco teacher: No.

The writing process.

supporters of big bird... GET LOST! This is a space for those of us who fear and despise him

I gave GPT-4 a budget of $100 and told it to make as much money as possible. I'm acting as its human liaison, buying anything it says to. Do you think it'll be able to make smart investments and build an online business? Follow along 👀

Some people just love to get on their moral high horse. I am not like that, and am therefore superior to those people.

Trying to make my LinkedIn profile more interesting if a recruiter is using a large language model like GPT-4 to send me a message. Looks like it works on the public version of my profile!

"your posts suck ass now " my posts have always sucked Ass . You are just mad at me for some reason

Ms Paltrow can you please describe for the court what's taking place in the image on screen?

jennifer chudson codename: reaper 38 has replaced 35 as the most embarrassing age to be

yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days

This is the only definition of womanhood I will ever accept

Mystery solved

🎨New comic: Police Sketch ft. skeleton_claw 🎨

ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner

The vengabus is coming And everybody's jumping The vengabus' purpose A rail replacement service To take you to some stations We thank you for your patience Might want to set out early It will delay your journey