my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved fr

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

she a freak, im a freak, we on the same freakuency

when u high listening to music u hear everything. like damn who tf is that on the violin 😹

a job will have you being friends with mfs twice ur age like “damn margaret not here today?”

freshman year of high school i asked this girl to copy her test & she was like “sorry idk wtf going on”. she currently works for google and im unemployed so i think she secretly knew wtf was going on

“everything isnt about you” yes it is, its literally my life

when carti said “my bitch so bad she cant even go outside” i felt that

a job will have you being friends with mfs twice ur age like “damn margaret not here today?”

ny niggas be like “you jacking me?” nigga wtf yo freaky ass just ask me???

sometimes the sex be so good i be wanting to ask for a to go container