Saying "thank you so much" aggressively nicely to a rude cashier to try to change them by example #britishproblems

Why does nobody ring my expensive doorbell

Today is one of those days where I just feel so light and carefree that yes, Mister Macbook, I *would* like to install updates

"Tony Soprano flying a plane" #dallemini

Some good news. This woman (Carole Cadwalladr) is a downright hero. theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/j…

Don't worry mate, we've all been there, embarrassing ourselves by becoming a Tory whip

Worst thing about sleeping in this heat is I can't hear my white noise machine over the racket of all these bloody fans

Truss then walked calmly over to the poor woman, to make sure that she was dead

I realise that there are already numerous critiques of this, but it is worth stressing that the "can't avoid climate breakdown" narrative is not only defeatist but doesn't even really make sense..... theguardian.com/environment/20…

Wait… What? Charged with what? news.sky.com/story/man-char…

r u ok hun you’ve barely touched ur tax cut

Has anyone ever skipped The White Lotus titles? If so pls unfollow

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

Hmm. Okay. Yep. Probably have to write something set here now.

To anyone working on a Saturday and sending work emails with Gmail - be kind and use the 'schedule send' button. People deserve weekends without a jolt of work anxiety.