Christy Rust (@christyrust) 's Twitter Profile
Christy Rust

@christyrust

Single Mama, a fan of laughing, a lover of screenwriting...

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calendar_today30-04-2012 00:44:45

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Been trying to shovel out my car for hours but my chocolate cravings are so strong right now, that I’m just gonna ride my f&cking bike. #SnowStorm2021 #PMS #GodSpeed #CadburyCrunchyDates

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Wife caught me walking to the bathroom with a scented candle and asked if I was pouring her a bath. I didn’t have the guts to explain the real reason so now I’m standing in my own poop sauna debating my next move

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"Ok, I get the idea. I get the idea" -- Stacey Abrams gave Sen. John Kennedy waaaaay more than he bargained for when he asked her to list off provisions of the Georgia voter suppression bill she objects to

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I’ve named all the birds that come to my feeder. That’s my life now. I’ve become the bird lady from Home Alone. #twitcher

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Wait. If Bill and Melinda Gates split up... who controls our vaccine microchips? Will we spend some weekends with Bill and some with Melinda? Do we get a say? Is this our fault? 🥺

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Dear stupid cunts saying we shouldn’t put animals before people.. 1. The animals go in the hold where people can’t go. 2. This is an extra, privately funded plane that will allow MORE people to be saved. #OperationArk

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My son borrowed my phone & told me I had 86 tabs open in Google. That’s just how mothers over 40 roll, kid. It’s a right of passage.