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Chris Puzak

@chrispuzak

Mr. Puzak, if you're nasty.

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linkhttp://distortingthemedium.com calendar_today06-02-2009 05:08:15

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barnghoul (@barnghoul) 's Twitter Profile Photo

in the 1970s every sci fi story had a title like "Methuselah's Ombudsman" or "We Bought Tomorrow On Layaway" and they make today's writing look like ass

John Markley (@johndrewmarkley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lovecraft actually wrote a science column about astronomy for his local paper at one point, and the best part was that despite being nonfiction it was still very Lovecrafty, talking about "appalling abysms of space" between galaxies and so forth.

David Burge (@iowahawkblog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm a Musk realist. He's not as smart as his acolytes think, but far smarter than his detractors think. I'm also a Navarro realist. He is literally the single stupidest fucker I've ever witnessed

David Burge (@iowahawkblog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Mum: Oh dad... look who's come to see us... it's our Ken. Dad(without looking up): Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me. Ken: Aren't you pleased to see me, father? Mum(squeezing his arm reassuringly): Of course he's pleased to see you, Ken, he... Dad: All right, woman,

Mum: Oh dad... look who's come to see us... it's our Ken.

Dad(without looking up): Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me.

Ken: Aren't you pleased to see me, father?

Mum(squeezing his arm reassuringly): Of course he's pleased to see you, Ken, he...

Dad: All right, woman,
Chris Puzak (@chrispuzak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tariffs are a terrible idea, but this is a bit like arguing that we should support tariffs because Jefferson Davis didn't like them.

Chris Puzak (@chrispuzak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I went on a trip last year, and I had my passport examined by four separate TSA employees and not one of them noticed it was expired. Even if you don't have a Real ID, they're probably just going to wave you through.

Cartoons Hate Her! (@cartoonshateher) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Trump: you may not get as many dolls as you like. You get Felicity, but maybe you can’t afford Molly, and with respect to Molly, she isn’t so great. The glasses did her no favors especially when you look at a beauty like Kirsten or even, frankly, Kit. Nobody talks about Kit.

Chris Puzak (@chrispuzak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Mike Solana (@micsolana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

right wing people shouting sydney sweeney ended wokeness, left wing people shouting blonde + boobs is nazi coded, women (frustrated, distraught) explaining this is actually, technically speaking, an ugly woman truly a perfect storm

Harlan Stewart (@humanharlan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The AI companies don’t want you to know this but after the water is used to cool the servers, barrels of it are loaded into rockets and shot into the sun. It’s gone forever.