“That’s not Sesame Street, that’s a gay bar” 😂

Henry: 'Are you putting on a voice for your wife?' Clive: 'No' Henry: 'Put both of you on then.' Clive: 'Won't that interfere with LBC signal?' Henry: 'No, absolutely fine. I've checked.' Sit back and enjoy Henry Riley's truly bizarre call with Clive and his 'wife.'

Clive and “Cynthia” Henry Riley

I give up. Gastro trainees being taught at a *regional* meeting that albumin is a marker of nutrition. Archaic. Wrong. Utter, utter cobblers. #NonEBMtraining

Pirate morning routine

Gonna tell my grandkids this is Slipknot

Selfies in 2015 Selfies in 2025

A sense of impending dread, millennial guilt. Anything else? 😂

No one Walking Primrose:

Patsy Palmer hearing she was up for eviction

The two possible outcomes of planning to exercise: 1. Actually exercising 2. Spending the whole day sitting on the sofa while dressed in gym kit until it’s time to go to bed

British people now that the rain has hit but the heat has stayed:

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. None of them were called Mark or Spencer. I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

There is absolutely no shame playing on story mode as an adult. I have little time to game as it is - I’m not spending it getting so annoyed I end up rage quitting and never playing it again.

middle aged white women that got the vaccine in 2020:

👋 medical toxicologist here and I am begging people to not take this gas station “wellness” drink want to know why?? 🧵

Critical thinking