Any finger that retweets this will receive good news tomorrow 💚

Prince Philip at 99 Chief Keef at 300

Name a better fucking dad, i'll wait...

That's just smart business

"Hate me or love me, you watched. That's all you could do." Bowling legend Pete Weber announced his retirement after 41 years on the PBA National Tour (via FloBowling)

This is so damn good lol

The last guy really went from his family to just vibing with the boys 😂

The earth sandwich

y’all look at this

“pls don’t be scared of me” 🥺 WHO MADE FUN OF HIS JOY BEFORE? i wanna fight

When people ask me what my goals are in the gym, I show them this picture. I wanna be able to throw up 4 plates like Ms. Frizzle

"alright now hit send tweet"

IF* my homies don’t come thru like this for me, our friendship is kaput. Sorry, but it has to be this way 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣