Eng journos strong on MCC rules and letter of law re: Starc catch, more focused on spirit of game when their lad is run out? Again, result doesn’t matter, just entertainment? 🤷‍♂️ #Ashes23

Brexit, Bazball and a deep seated belief in moral superiority coming to a Venn diagram near you soon. But again, results don’t matter, just subjective reasoning. 🤷‍♂️ #Ashes2023

Incredible stuff. We could have a kid from Perth win a stage of #TdF2023 and take the yellow jersey! Allez Jai Hindley! 🇦🇺💪

Quick nod to Travis Head. That was a terrible call for one, yet he scampered through and celebrated like he’d scored the ton. 🍻 well played Mitch Marsh. This is an after dinner story for the rest of your days! #guestspeaker #Ashes2023

Sunday junktime. On this evidence, Freo back where they belong. 👎 #AFLFreoBlues

Against the spirit to claim catches close to the boundary rope too apparently? Bloody cheats. 🤷‍♂️ #Ashes2023

Have they apologised to England?

99 problems but a pitch ain’t one?

Warner’s nearly made enough runs to stop the comments he can’t be dropped because of his catching… in fairness, he’s done bloody well here.

Eat that Robbie Slatter, you irrelevant twat.

Nina Kennedy. Pole vault world champion. What an absolute hero. Huge congratulations to coach Paul Burgess too. Another rich chapter for WA’s pole vault legacy.

I’m a big fan of the “footy act” defence. If I’m ever in court for t-boning another vehicle at an intersection, I’ll seek counsel under the “driving act” clause. Pretty confident this is transferable. #AFL #AFLPiesDees

Which is where the saying going out with a bang came from. #unverified

An Australian Coat of Arms Christmas in Jarrahdale. 🎄

Heartbreaking to learn of Melissa Hoskins’ death, particularly under such circumstances. A thoroughly pleasant and humble person who achieved a great deal. Vale.

The seasonal WA cricket fan is a strange beast. Furious because a WA reserve batsman was overlooked for a QLD reserve, while a prodigious West Aussie talent in Green can slot in to accommodate WA’s favourite son Marsh staying at 6. 🤷‍♂️

Much ado about nothing. England goes through after all, and Australia avoids another villainous casting at the hands of the moral fathers. If you still lament sporting stars speaking in press conference cliches, Josh Hazlewood’s example is the real Shakespearean tragedy.

Olympics come around once every four years. We get families are proud, show the f#*#* sport!!! #Paris2024

It’d need fact checking but I reckon Matt Wearn might be the first West Aussie to win two individual Olympic gold medals since Ryan Bayley in Athens.

🏁 FINISH BEN O’CONNOR CONQUERS THE QUEEN 👑 STAGE! A fantastic solo Tour de France stage victory for the man from Perth 🇦🇺 🇫🇷 #TDF2025