The bear vs man thing perfectly captures the current internet. I have seen tons of reactions to men being angry about it, but I have not seen a single man being angry about it. Modern social media is just arguing about hypothetical scenarios with people who do not exist.

Tomorrow I’ll be playing some songs Firebug with Unglamorous Music - Leicester bands Dada Women, Velvet Crisis Rogue Notion and Ginkgo Cloud

It's tonight!

Hard to describe how surreal it is to feel so devoid of emotion tonight

Kwasi Kwarteng on channel 4 doing post match analysis after his first half hat trick of own goals #GeneralElection2024

Ann Widdecombe is the final boss of racist grandmas #GeneralElection2024

Tomorrow the struggle for a fairer, greener country will resume. But today? Rejoice. Just fucking rejoice.

While I'm delighted to see the back of the Tories, this election should remind us that our electoral system is not fit for purpose. It should not be possible to achieve a massive majority on a minority of the vote.

With the Greens now having the same number of seats as Reform, the UK media should provide them the same platform and level of coverage as Farage’s ilk. Will it happen though? #GE24

Time to let the second worst people in the country have a crack at it

Farewell Rishi Sunak by far the best Prime Minister of the last Parliament #GeneralElection2024

Next gig 31st August Firebug with Spellgaze and Heather McDowall tickets > fatso.ma/Z5Uq

To be sworn in as an MP, you have to make an oath to the King. This is what I decided to say, in protest.

Joe Biden calls Laws of Cricket “rules” in latest gaffe

🤣

Black smoke - the MCC members still undecided on who will be elected as the new Jimmy Anderson

We are gloriously, relentlessly heading towards an England opening partnership of Salt and Pepper. 🧂

It's funny coz he's old

Saddened to see the “anyone but England” attitude of some of my fellow Scots today. Some of the stuff I've seen nearly made me choke on my paella.