I purchased some #BurgerKing stocks, and now it has made me BeggarKing. Effing IPOs.

Me: "Hey Siri, tell me the fastest way to get an FIR filed against me in India" Siri: "Ridicule a Hindu God" #tandavban #MunawarFaruqui #tatti

Am I the only one who's NOT disturbed by the Rs 100 petrol price? No, I'm assuming others who don't own a vehicle, nor have a license won't either. 🤷‍♂️😂 #PetrolPrice #petrol100

If #messi can leave Barcelona, who's to say #modi won't leave #bjp. #LionelMessi