A Sexbot will never say “you’re a nice guy, but…..”

Stop deleting my Sexbot followers they are all I’ve got.

Verified users don’t follow unverified users. It’s the X caste system.

4000 steps today. Walking back and forth to the Fridge.

Have you ever wondered where FAFO originated. Singapore has one of the world's lowest crime rate thanks to draconian laws that outlaw chewing gum, e-cigarettes and the failure to flush a public toilet. Anyone caught dealing illegal substances is executed .

Cincinnati is a joke. Oh that’s right, Jerry Springer was once the Mayor.

So a guy jumped off a 15th floor balcony to evade arrest and died. Guess he didn’t understand the Gravity of the situation.

Reporter: "Do you know what the chain of command is now?" D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith: “What does that mean?"

MuhSocioFactors Keep calm, just add fat burgers.. ✊😅

Protestors in DC be like, “ hands off our criminals”.

Why is the Little League World Series having the kids use Rainbow colored bats?

NFL kickoffs are so gay.

Creepy.org MJ's Kids

Elon Musk Lmfaao best meme

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The Party of John Wilkes Booth continues its political violence.

Why does the shooter look like Beto O’Rourke.

Catturd ™