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If you don't want the #NERevs to build in Everett, that's fine. But it also means you're OK with the status quo for the foreseeable future. Being a punching bag is fine with you, as long as you have your traffic-free drive to the stadium and sprawling tailgates and cheap

The last time someone tried to play "In the Air Tonight" before standing in front of Mike Tyson...

Sweet. #NERevs

"I can change the Constitution on Twitter" is a fun precedent to set right before Trump takes office

This is the most accurate lyric video of Pearl Jam

Song always makes me think of Alexi Lalas.

I've seen enough. Ivacic stinks. #NERevs

"It's a new group." San Diego is now 2-0-1 with two wins on the road, including an Opening Night victory at the home of the defending Champions, you absolute moron. #NERevs

No one asks, "How?" They ask, "How many?" #NERevs

FML. #NERevs

Through 4 matches this year, the #NERevs have: 16.6% of Goals Scored (1-5) 25% of Shots on Goal (6-18) 30.7% of Expected Goals (1.6-3.6) I doubt it'll happen this quickly, but I couldn't blame anyone if whoever is responsible for making the decision on Porter has seen enough.

Calipari is wearing the table cloth from the Italian restaurant where Pitino had sex with that waitress for 15 seconds. The ultimate troll job. #ncaatourney

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.....WE'RE GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

I'm convinced a #NERevs forward will never score another goal. It's the Curse of Giacomo Vrioni.

Shoutout to Trevor Sikkema, who at last check, has participated in approximately 26,000 mock drafts since the end of the college season. Not all heroes wear capes.

Jeff Ulbrichs son should prank shedeur one last time

This is the realest tweet in the history of this Godforsaken corner of the internet.