Craziest announcement from the Direct, but let's see how it plays out this time.

Maybe it's time to update the bio from "creator of Trials of Death", to "Number 1 banana tree supporter"

There it is

It wasn't until an AoT Wiki game where over a period of nearly 25k rounds with 99.94% accuracy on assigning randomly generated frames to their correct episode number, that I realized I was never beating the autism allegations.

World 1 has always felt like a fairly prestigious record, so to hold it again is pretty nice. Even just a few months ago, the idea of a sub 50 run felt quite daunting to me, so to now be here with the strats and execution for sub 40 is wild.

And we'll throw in world 2 as well

I don't trust calendars, but they're telling me this was 2 years ago

Reading through the obituaries and going "Why couldn't it have been Elon Musk..." on every single entry.

Wait wait wait!!! Did they get the votes from those 2 astronauts that have been stuck in space? How much is space worth on the electoral map?

Feels a little out of place to be tweeting this today, but I just completed the record sweep of all 10 base worlds in Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble. Took a hefty amount of collective hours to pull off, as some of these records are no joke.

Somehow my family always knows which gifts are from me even without having to put my name on them.

Important audio realization

Already showing us the Switch 2, and they STILL haven't revealed the NX

So, Super Monkey Ball do I win anything for this?

All of them

I watched the hearing live. While there were a lot of surprising moments, nothing shocked me more than when the judge ordered him to clean the entire island.

Okay, but what are these ones gonna taste like?

Just spent the last 45 minutes in a prerecorded McDonalds Twitch stream yelling at them to bring back Ronald. I've done my part.

Refreshing the 7-Eleven website to see if the Switch 2 shows up. I'm running out of options.

If the blue checkmarks on this site really wanted to farm engagement, all they'd need to do is mention they did something difficult in a game, and they'd get half the GD community swarming to tell them there are 37 levels in Geometry Dash that are harder.