ill eyp for my enjoyment dont come around playin

There is no enjoyment in watching this team. - Keeper can't make a save - Defenders don't know how to defend - Midfield is static and struggle to pass a ball - Striker couldn't score in a game of FIFA

I cannot man. You can’t win games with a 9 like this.

we clicked before sex .. the sex just topped it

If I bite into a samoosa and theres a boiled egg in it everyone is receiving slaps

Older brothers be needing an older brother too sometimes.

If u miss me kill your fucking ego and text me

Mood

If your wife doesn’t give you BJ’s on the regular she doesn’t actually love you

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

head is crazy like what human thought to do that fr.

dating nowadays is a joke. you have to act like you don’t care, wait hours to reply, pretend you’re not too interested just so they don’t think you’re too available. God forbid you actually like someone and show it. it’s not love anymore, it’s all mind game.

If we date, leave your pride with your ex because we apologize and communicate over here.

send me invisible ink when you miss me

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.