“my daughter is perfectly fine” your daughter is awake at 3 am watching harry styles at coachella on youtube crying because he has a new song called boyfriends

one time one of my patients said oxygen masturbation instead of oxygen saturation and I just had to continue the conversation like she didn’t just say that 😭

I just said “hi handome!” to a German Shepard and it’s owner thought I was talking to him 😭

I am an elevator girl. If there’s an elevator I’m gonna take it.

I watched To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before literally every day for 2 months straight in college so can you imagine how obsessed I am with The Summer I Turned Pretty 😭

I miss RBG so much

one of my talents is that I can accurately guess any men’s cologne solely off the time I spent 45 minutes in Ulta with Mike&Ike trying to help him pick out a cologne and he ended up with polo mf blue

just a reminder if you’re gonna post abortion statistics, ya gotta show your sources besties! reputable, scholarly sources only. you can’t post statistics generated from pro life organizations like those statistics aren’t biased :)

I looooooove Love Island. So chaotic, so dramatic. My favorite.

An unfathomable flash flood situation continues in the St. Louis area. There has never been a day in recorded history with more rainfall at the official site. It is not even 6AM local time. #MOwx

One year ago I got the all clear. Absolutely flown by! A lot of ups and downs in the last 12 months but glad to be healthy again and happy to be in a great place in my life💜

ugly crying over the Elvis movie

Imagine if Nate made it to hometowns and the Bachelorette had to film a hometown in Carrier Mills, Illinois 💀💀💀

2011 me really thought this outfit was a slay

most recent purchase

It's time.

my dad: are these sunglasses bisexual? my mom: unisex?

my brother, a medical doctor, has the John Cena theme song as his ring tone

I am mourning Waiting Room by Phoebe Bridgers being taken off Spotify