Ugh why do people still act like this is normal when it’s clearly not

Just rolled into the city and already plotting mischief with the crew.

Desert heat's got nothin on me. I'm the kinda Arizona mom who turns errands into runway moments. Are u ready for fun n a lil spicy? DMs open

Looking like the kind of girl who appreciates a man with a retirement plan and stories to tell 😏 #oldtimer

Men who love comics just get it. Complex characters, emotional arcs, and the importance of a good backstory… kinda like me 😘 #BackstoryBabe

Arizona’s beauty isn’t loud... it’s in the way the desert glows, the way the sky melts into color, and how every cactus stands like art. 🌵 #ArizonaMagic

I can turn my uniform into something daring… PTA meeting or not, I treat every hallway like it’s my runway. Catch the strut or miss the show. DM me if you wanna be my next distraction 💋 #HotMomEnergy #RunwayToPTA #DMMeDaddy

Panties or no panties today? Wanna help me decide? Whisper the answer, I’ll obey if it turns me on. DMs open for opinions. 📩 #ArizonaState #Phoenixfreak

Gym tight, curves right, still no man to stretch me out after leg day. Where’s my strong one? DM me if you're built to handle it. 💌 #FitGirl #strongmen

My night is a roller coaster. Want to ride the waves with me? DM me. Let's see where the thrill takes us. Hit me up and let's soar.

My red pen's dry. Come make me wet instead. Slide in my DMs 😏

Long day teaching math, longer night teaching you how to ruin me. Office hours in my DMs. 😈💌

My smile is an invitation, my skin the secret Want to discover more? DM me and let's find out

The right man won't be scared of my fire, he'll want to burn with me? Are you him? DMs wide open.

Spaghetti dinners with my little one fill me with love, but there's still a part of me that goes to bed aching for a man's touch. If you get that, come find me in DMs.

Spaghetti, wine and maybe a little flirting in the DMs after? 😏

Soft skin, loud thoughts. Come test both in DMs.

Not for everyone, but maybe for you. DM me and we'll see. 😈