I absolutely fucking love council estates when the sun’s out the whole place turns into Benidorm. Kids screaming up and down the road on scooters with one wheel missing, someone’s Bluetooth speaker blasting tunes that sound like they’ve been recorded through a toaster, and at

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

I remember a Traveller I went to school with named Thomas used to only come in on Tuesdays and Thursdays because his name began with T. The other days he'd stand outside the school smoking and throwing things at the windows. But yea "Racism" is why he's not a brain surgeon...

Deportation is the moderate option.

Looking through the wine list knowing full well you're going to order the second cheapest one

Good morning 6am Britain! 44.8% of GDP in public spending isn’t going to pay for itself so let’s get out there and SUBSIDISE Have a great week live players!

Happy Ukrainian rent boy trial day everyone. Especially Keir Starmer.

When an English dogwalker got butchered by an Afghan with a kitchen knife it was radio silence.

Its a bit gauling for us Brits, to be honest. Over 3.8k churches were vandalised or set fire to in 2025. We've had our children blown up in concerts, hacked to death at dance clubs, our soldiers beheaded, bombs on trains and buses, white British men murdered in parks, and on

As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.

Muslim girl gets murdered at home by her Muslim parents and they forced her to wear a hijab covering up the abuse Daily Mail - "Use another stock pic of a white girl"

smash

🤣 I rarely do racial profiling … but that cat looks Turkish, lmao Right?

Get a load of these NAMES 👀

I predict: Birmingham - loss Portsmouth - loss Blackburn - loss Lincoln - loss Burnley - win Watford - loss Norwich - loss That's not Labour tonight. It's Tottenham next season.

Extraordinary. Britain, 2026.

COBRA meeting incoming

Shuffle a deck of playing cards. That exact order of cards has never existed and will never exist again in the history of humanity.