No need to be embarrassed - it's a common reaction

A little premature, your paper work is still being reviewed.

Absolutely (selling them sure didn’t work)

I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much

I'm not sure it applies to you, but my problem is that I haven't left the house in over 2 years and people freak me out

Guessing my orange check mark means that my jokes are certified fresh. #thanksElon

Line forms to the right

Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control

Wait! What????

But, you never call. ☹️

Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day

If you insist, it's 25,622

"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.

Al lives next door and is a good dude

To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic

At this point my hits are few and far between

Not opposed, but perhaps a coffee date first.

I probably deserve the verbal tongue lashing, but just to clarify my pronouns are he, him.

Absolutely, but be very careful our beans are extremely hot.

Congratulations, but I'm going to need a paternity test