This is amazing 😂 x.com/WhistleBlitz/s…

ibs = i be slaying

normalize drinking wine at the bar please i’m begging

don’t forget the lifestyle u promised yourself.

i haaate when people don’t get my sarcasm cause now i sound like a bully

apple pay is one of god’s greatest inventions

why are groutfits ……. sexy

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

Rihanna fucking ATE

me after saying i got that dog in me

Every day I have to figure out what I’m eating for dinner and then I have to make it and then after that I have to clean the dishes and then tomorrow I do it all over again

GIRL DINNER, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, SNACKS, BRUNCH, TEA, DESSERT

GAY BACON

girlhood is rooting for the chiefs not necessarily cuz they’re your favorite team but because you want to see grown men throwing tantrums over hearing about Taylor Swift during the Super Bowl

Hating on Caitlin Clark is hating on opportunity for an entire sport

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Sarah Strong… no words